Pumpkin-spiced coffee and pumpkin-spiced beer. Pumpkin-spiced soda? Yeah, that’s a thing, too. It’s a thing that nobody asked for, but hey, whatever.
At Fire Department Coffee, we’re steering clear of the pumpkin-spiced madness. You’re welcome, world.
But here’s what we’re going to do: Starting today, you can place your orders for the most delicious holiday blend you’ve ever tasted. Fire Department Coffee Christmas Blend will warm your heart and soul.
From the first sip, it’ll taste like Christmas morning. You’ll want some for yourself, of course, and it makes great gifts and stocking stuffers for family, friends and all the hard-working men and women on the job.
It’s roasted to order, and it’s coming soon. Keep an eye out for updates.
So when your gag reflex is kicking in from all the Halloween-themed drinks, and the flies are swarming around the rotting pumpkins on your neighbor’s porch, don’t let it get you down.
Christmas Blend is coming to town.